You individuals will assume that I’m having a really unhealthy fixation on this paddy, writing about him week after week. My individuals, even I’m drained, however the man simply retains doing and doing.
Last Monday, it was colloquium o. Before, once they discuss colloquium, one used to consider these historic politicians that have actually performed one thing in our nation – them Awolowo, Azikiwe and even his father. So once I heard colloquium beside his identify, I simply fell from my mattress. Kai!
Truly there was colloquium o and nearly everyone of their sycophantic finest have been within the room o. From the Olu of Warri to my “na we dey here” Sanwo-Olu, all stuffed up the enormous Eko Hotels venue.
It was a kind of issues that you see in North Korea – an enormous image of the chief staring from a large display, staring down at his individuals, and the chief holding the microphone with a protruding pot stomach and thanking his individuals for “honouring him in this way” and then one “tambolo” would rush to the stage and prostrate, and the chief would say – ohhhh, he did this by himself, and I thank him, like he was not despatched.
Kai, Nigeria ehn, we’re one huge owambe social gathering. Come and see sitting governors bowing and scrapping for an unelected son of the president. Come and see first-class conventional rulers, first-class politicians and the remainder.
Then one journalist known as me – Edgar, other than being the son of the president, what has he achieved? The different day, I noticed him at one ex-governor’s home; I simply hissed and eliminated my face. Another good friend known as, “Wow, Seyi is the new face of leadership, kai, he is doing so well, like father, like son.” And to cap it, his father, whereas nonetheless attempting to elucidate to us that he is not going to be coming to Shomolu for campaigns, managed to squeeze out, “Well done, Seyi, for contributing to national development.”
Mbok, my ache is that I used to be not invited each to the colloquium and the after social gathering that would have adopted and that is why I’m indignant. So, you individuals ought to go away me o and be doing all of your “yama yama” colloquium with out inviting me; I need to die right here from jealousy. Lol!
